Latest Post

Would You Spend a Night in a Haunted House?

Oh, sure. Ghosts are real. As are elves, pixies, Morlocks… actually, I saw one of those the other day. I believe he was driving the bus. Certainly looked like one. Despite there being as much scientific evidence of spooks and ghouls as there is for a flat Earth or a competent president, haunted houses are very much real. A time-honoured staple of the big screen, these are the places one goes for a frightful night of jitters and ruined underwear. If you’re in to that sort of thing. I’m not. I’d much prefer The Lion King to that spooky episode of Doctor Who with a murderous Poirot…

Advertisements