Does Bigfoot Exist?

Post 245

I have spent the last hour researching this, and I can conclusively reveal that I have lost the will to live. Oh my word, do people have nothing better to do than go on the internet and spout their nonsense to the world in a vague attempt at acceptance? Oh, wait. That’s what I do. Ahem. Ah well, yes, moving swiftly on…

Those YouTube videos are clearly faked. If there were a Bigfoot in the world, we’d have noticed by now. Oh yes, one could argue that there are many new species of animal discovered every year. True. All of them lizards, fish and insects. Bigfoot? Mmm, not so sure we’d have missed that. I think people need to stop dressing up and giving people false hope. All of these videos say explicitly that they are not faked, which clearly means they are faked. Many of them are conveniently at night, with ‘evidence’ being provided in noise form. Noise! Could be anything! And that can’t be faked, can it? Some of the videos are so grainy it’s as if you’re watching edited hotel porn in the ‘80s. In one video, there is a family filming a dude in a suit and the children are shouting, “Hey! Bigfoot!” Like you’d do that if you saw Bigfoot! You’d do exactly what Jeanie did to Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off when she thought he was a burglar.

Since the dawn of time, people have preyed on the gullible. Bigfoot may exist. Very unlikely and no scientist thinks so, but show me irrefutable evidence that every reputable scientist on Earth agrees is actually a mammoth creature that we’ve somehow missed, and I’ll gladly apologize for all the mocking.

The strongest evidence there is of Bigfoot is probably the one in Harry and the Hendersons. And if you believe the YouTube hype, then you’ll probably believe Harry to be real. Good for you. And when you bring me his head on a stick, I’ll believe it too.

If people want to believe in a Bigfoot, that’s your prerogative. I, however, simply cannot accept it as being true. Sorry, Harry…

The Friday Bonus Question:

Plucked from the basement of the internet, a bewildering real question that defies logic and an answer, here for you to ponder:

Why do politicians never give straight animals?

Ciao :)(:


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Please feel free check out the latest posts from my other two blogs:

The Indelible Life of Me
The Joyous Crustiness of Existence

Hark Around The Words
Uranophobia/Horripilate


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